What kind of cars do dumb people drive?

There's different levels of dumb, there's the BMW crowd, you've seen them, think they own the road, but when you look at the plates there registration is expired which means they cant pay for the car or insurance either, then there's the SUV crowd, you've seen her, big fancy rims and the cell phone stuck to her head, and lets not forget the Hybrid crowd, because there saving the planet that gives them the go ahead to drive in the fast lane at 54 MPH because there saving the planet. but the real dumb ones put on there Tour d France outfit hop on their fancy bicycle and go riding down a busy corridor waiting for all the other dummy's to run them over